male | P.A. | asexual
hi i'm kevin
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gotitforcheap:

yugichrist:

now THAT’S a meme……simply exquisite!

*sniffs the meme in his wine glass* ah, vintage 2005.

SQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

clacking:

officialmothman:

where is he going?

heaven

stutler:

please look at this sleeping cat on my chest

charliekim3:

crimsonshepard:

how my friends run in gym class

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How I run in gym class

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megakawaiicuddles:

Like the rule goes

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When dad says no

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you go to mommy

spacedandykin:

i’m straight

ROCKY THAT’S SCANDALOUS

jaybiejay:

loracarol:

dontcallmenubs:

plushestrumpest:

pbnk:

theyogcave:

jadeladyporrim:

upgraderath:

nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)

So I was killed at my right right knee? Bummer

Under my right breast? Possibly that disease where my heart was on the other side? That’d be cool

well maybe i was in the civil war or some war because i have 2 on my left foot. I probably died during amputation or from gun wounds (They like shatter your bones ouch) yay

Im pretty sure I was shot in the head because theres a big spot behind my right ear

Amputation I think? There are two really dark freckles on my inner calf encircled by a tan oval.

My right hand. Huh. I wonder how I died from this???

I got stabbed in the face, twice, right by the eyes

…that’s not very nice. D:

Someone stabbed my body in the shape of a triangle,  twice on the hips and once in the chest.   

..was I a victim of some weird ritual killing or….?

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